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life on a dating website

I have observed this nifty little male behavioral pattern that is frustrating and hilarious both at the same time.

I call it, “Post-rejection aggression”. It happens after you tell somebody that you’re not interested (however you want to word it). The male in question automatically shoots you back a message that says “Well u kno wut I don like u anywais ur dum and ugly u nevr ben fukt i have lotof gf’s anywais so fuk u eat a dikk”.

Or something along the lines of that.

I swear to you, this is one of the most predictable behaviors on the internet. And when you point that out, the aggression REALLY gets going. Almost every single time I create the circumstance for this behavior to be demonstrated, I get called Ugly, Dumb, Slut, Whore, Virgin (lolwut), Dyke, Feminist… the list continues. But mostly just ugly and dumb (or retarded, take your pick).

The more you point this out to the person getting angry, the angrier they become. And they try to pull out all of the stops, but because they have failed to grasp the concept of educated insulting and the use of eloquent speech, it is just sad. Funny, but so sad. 

Now don’t get me wrong, I am a bitch. Call me a bitch, because fine. I am definitely a bitchy little bitch. But seriously, you have to try this. Go on a dating website, wait for somebody to hit on you. Guaranteed they will all fit the type (loves quadding, hunting, beers and baseball hats) because nobody worthwhile is actually on that shit. And then when you reject them, sit back and watch as they respond with everything I have said, maybe in the exact same wording.

Why am I even on that website. Maybe it’s only to learn about little man-glitches like this. Whatever the reason… it’s paying off. Excellent entertainment, if I do say so myself.