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This is the internet, therefore I am not a woman.

“Oh well howdy y’all!”

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“Oh well howdy y’all!”

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10 Things Worse Than Eating a Dead Man's Heart

I’m fucked

I’m absolutely fucked. Now is the time to throw in the towel, you know you’re not going to make it as a human being when you can’t find work during the summer—meaning when EVERYBODY is hiring. Am I doing something wrong? Is there somebody in the city that is blacklisting me from finding work? Is there some kind of secret website dedicated to not hiring me?

fuckyeahdementia:

Joffrey Bieber - Where fiction’s biggest brat and real life’s biggest brat become one!



Don’t know what to make of this…

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fuckyeahdementia:

Joffrey BieberWhere fiction’s biggest brat and real life’s biggest brat become one!

Don’t know what to make of this…

U.S. female sailor beats Dubai rapist bus driver into submission - Washington Times

Girl power! Girl power!

-Jeanaan Verlee

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-Jeanaan Verlee

(Source: undare)

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stoned dogs are by far my new favorite animal meme

Happy 420

Just kidding I’m on mushrooms and this is my thought process right now

I don’t like the person I am, I don’t like the person I am becoming and pretending to be okay with becoming. 

My house is way too clean and I’ve decided to get a cat. I can’t wait until I get a cat.

My feet really need to be sanded or something because they’re very rough and I can’t handle how gross they are right now.

My bed is really lonely and I wish I had somebody in it, or something to warm it up. I really miss my dog.

Actually, I really, REALLY miss my dog. I could do with a furry little guy right now to reassure me. 

I’m going to try really hard to stay in a positive mood but I’m getting lonely and realizing that my life has reached the worst kind of dead end.

Happy 420 I guess, I don’t even know if that’s how you would greet somebody today. It’s actually just a regular day. Why did I even do this.

summary of every relationship I’ve had with a pet

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summary of every relationship I’ve had with a pet